Collection: Merch

This is not your average lifestyle merch. This is gear forged in the caffeinated fires of philosophy, sarcasm, and strong opinions about woodworking.

Every shirt, mug, and sticker in this collection is designed to help you look better, feel smarter, and subtly intimidate your in-laws. Whether you're lifting weights, lifting books, or lifting your third cup of coffee — we've got you covered in cotton, ceramic, and unshakable confidence.

From the mug that says “I'm deep, but also hydrated” to the tee that screams “Hot. Bitter. Enlightened.” — this collection is for men who don't just talk the talk… they monologue it, epically, with espresso in hand.